You may remember a post from last month, about
all the blog posts I'll never write. The post suggestions you see all over Pinterest - that couldn't possibly apply to me.
If makeup tutorials are your thing, you go, girl. But also, don't expect to find them here, I just replaced my mascara (that I bought in 2010) with a new tube. I figured I should splurge the $4 ever few years whether I need it or not. And the fact that my tube of mascara isn't empty after 6 years should tell you something about how much wear it.
My mind is in full on holiday mode, not so much in the sense of buying last minute gifts or decorating the house, but just that I'm ready for a few days off work, seeing my people & gorging myself on Chinese food and cinnamon rolls, though not together. I had a post half written about my favorite holiday tradition, but just didn't feel inspired to finish it. I would rather just live it.
So, I did what I usually do when I'm lacking inspiration, take a look at all my drafts, all the different ideas I have jotted down and see if anything sticks out. But when it doesn't? I head to Pinterest. Which was when I decided it was time for another round of "Posts I'll never write". Without further adieu, another addition of me proving I know nothing about fashion or beauty.
What's in your purse?
Nothing. I don't own one. Well, I own one, but I don't use it. Why? Because all it becomes is a oversized snack pouch, and I usually sneak a cardigan in there, because I'm always cold. And all of a sudden it's like Marry Poppins handbag & I'm like, "Oh, you're hungry? Here, I have options. Would you like an apple, or an orange, or an old banana, or any of these 4 types of granola bars? Or this PBJ sandwich?". NOPE. Just nope.
Write about a product you use daily?
Toothpaste. I'm fairly loyal to Crest, never Colgate. But I also enjoy Aquafresh. And definitely prefer a paste to a gel.
Okay, folks. For once I'm being serious about this one.
Bag Balm. But, I'm also being serious when I tell you its original use was for chafed cows udders. Wait, what? Yeah. Chafed cow udders, chapped lips - sounds about the same to me.This stuff is seriously the best when it comes to anything chapped, I even put it on my hands if they get cracked & dry. I use it on cuts, scrapes, even my tattoo when I first got it. But I use it on my lips every damn night. And, if you're a cyclist, I used it in place of
chamois butter too. I'm sure you can buy it on the Internet, but I usually find it at Walgreens or Tractor Supply.
What's your style?
My style is kind of a combination, somewhere along the lines of - I try really hard not to buy new clothes because I don't enjoy shopping + my style is "this office is freezing" + "Whatever is currently being sold at Target". Seriously.
What are you afraid of - and why?
The dark. Because that shit is scary. There could be weird stuff out there, but you can't see it. Or bugs. There could also be bugs. Or ax-murderers. I think I've made a pretty solid case here. Why yes, yes I do still turn out the lights in the room and run like a crazy person to jump into bed. How on earth would I turn that into a whole blog post?
How much does your face cost? Break down your beauty routine in dollars.
$3.49 - UP & UP face wash from Target. Probably purchased in 2012 based on how many apartments it has been through with me.
$3.99 - New mascara, purchased in a panic from Ulta. Not yet opened.
$7.99 - Bag Balm. My current tin was purchased in 2012, and I'm only about halfway through.
$15.47 spent since 2012-ish, mascara not included. So, $11.48 without the mascara. Which, we'll say the face wash & bag balm have lasted 3.5 years to make things easy. 365 x 3.5 = 1289 days. So, my face costs me
$.0089 cents per day.
I know, I know, I'm working to cut back my beauty spending in 2017.
What is your nickname - and what's the meaning behind it?
My nickname is Jess. Because that's the only way you can make Jessie shorter. Sometimes, when people think they're being clever, they call me Messy Jessie, like it's the first time anyone has come up with that. Sometimes, when people want to be punched in the face, they call me Jessica. Which is not my name.
Merry Christmas - or Merry Whatever. I'll see y'all back here next week. In the meantime, catch me on Insta, I'll be posting there over the holidays. :)
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